Mother Ducker Crew Socks
Details
Warning: These socks contain fowl language. If you’ve ever wanted to strut around with a duck that gives zero quacks, congratulations, your oddly specific wish has been granted. Happy Impulse helped us hatch these, and they’re ready to waddle into your sock drawer and cause a little chaos. Slip them on and strut like you own the pond.
Designed by the queer-owned rebel art shop, Happy Impulse.
Shipping + Returns
We move quickly — most orders ship within 24 hours and arrive before you expect them. Shipping rates are calculated at checkout based on your location, so you always pay a fair price for exactly where you are. No surprises, no inflated flat rates.
Express Shipping is offered at checkout.
Returns are accepted within 30 days providing all tags are still attached & can be returned for a refund or exchange.